Thank you

If not for the support you demonstrated on the forum, I wouldn’t be where I am today. I’m very grateful for your help.

To thank you I’m offering you a gift without catch. Please allow me to explain…

While I truly hope hypnosis works for you, it doesn't work for me. Even tho I can't be hypnotized, I still listen every day to Mary Lou Rodriguez and others.

For years I’ve been using the deep announcer-like voice I’ve been given to record emotional clearing statements I’ve written for myself. That’s right – customized recorded emotional clearing statements.

With those personalized emotional clearing statements I added what Jim has said and a few sayings from Florence Scovel Shinn. I call them Jim-isms and Flo Sco-isms. You can call them whatever you want.

Together they act as cementing statements – cementing the concepts into my being.

One advantage statements have over hypnosis is…

You can listen to them in any place and at any time. Program your brain as often and for as long as you choose. Until I became disabled, I listened repeatedly while working out five days a week.

Have I given up on hypnosis? Heck no. I have a session every morning. Considering how much cementing statements have improved my life so far, can you imagine what combining them with hypnosis will do for you?

The one I listen to uses the pronoun I, of course. It's my voice, telling me who I am.

Now here’s my thank you to you…

Today I recorded a series of Jim-ism and FloSco-ism cementing statements I listen to daily, except I used the pronoun You instead. Here’s what it says…

  • Whatever happened to you has no control over you.
  • You are NOT your circumstances. Your happiness is never based on circumstances.
  • Nothing has any meaning except that which you give it. You interpret all day long. Your interpretations can keep you trapped.
  • You speak your life by the stories you tell yourself. You are the author of your life.
  • Everything you tell yourself is a made-up bullshony story in your head.
  • Nothing has any meaning except the meaning that you give it.
  • Anything you want is 100% possible 100% of the time.
  • You are NOT your thoughts. You are the thinker of your thoughts.
  • Your thoughts are illusions. What’s real is your ability to think. You are the thinker of your thoughts.
  • Feelings of unworthiness within you are a thing of the past.
  • Any time you feel bad you are miscreating.
  • Everything always has been, always is, and always will be, just fine. Things always work out.
  • You are happy every day no matter what. You are happy all the time.
  • You are where your attention is. You move your attention to your success, wealth, and happiness.
  • Where you work from is, “How much well being can you have in your life?”
  • You are a prosperity magnet and money flows into your life.
  • Money is vibrating energy. Your vibration brings you money. People pay you as you expand into a higher emotional state.
  • Money piles up in your life.
  • It's safe for you to have more than enough to keep and to spend.
  • There's always more than enough money to meet all your needs.
  • Everything you need comes to you, whenever you need it.
  • You pull the most positive experiences into your life.
  • Everything that happens to you is a blessing. Everything that happens is for your greater good.
  • All of life comes to you with ease and joy.
  • You are always under direct inspiration; you make right decisions, quickly.
  • You have a perfect work in a perfect way; you give a perfect service for perfect pay.
  • You are consciously connected to all the abundance, inspiration and opportunity that surrounds you. It flows to you effortlessly. You are vibrating out so much goodness and love that every hour someone wants to join this journey with you.
  • You are visible.
  • You are always clear on what you need to do and you trust you’re being led exactly where you need to be.
  • You are fully equipped for the Divine Plan of your life.
  • Open the way for the Divine Design of your life to manifest; let the genius within you now be released; let you see clearly the perfect plan.
  • Give thanx that all that is your divine right now manifests under grace in a perfect way.


You can listen to and download it...

Dave Chappelle’s Cementing Statements for TCP graduates


These cementing statements are yours, with my gratitude for the help and support you've provided. My hope is that you'll use them to go forth and multiply your success, wealth and happiness. (If you're unable to download it, let me know and I'll put it in Dropbox for you.)


Now if the cementing statements recorded above don’t address your issues or concerns, then...

Contact me and I’ll record what you want, up to five minutes, for $20.

Initially my plan was to offer free custom recordings. Then I re-listened to our Call #1 and heard Jim tell us we don't appreciate things we get free.

Making a five-minute recording takes MUCH longer than five minutes. Still, I want it to be affordable, while extending my gratitude to you.

There is one thing, however

If you want the kind of breakthrough I had… then please promise…


You will listen to it every day.

I know what you’re thinking right now…

Of course you’re going to listen daily…

You truly believe you’ll listen daily…

And then one day something that seems more important will enter your life and you’ll postpone listening…

At the end of that day – if you even remember – you’ll justify to yourself, saying, “Well, it’s only one day. I’ll listen again tomorrow.”

And with that tiny little justification you’ll have set the pattern… the pattern your subconscious has been setting for you since before you can remember… you’ll forget another day… and another… and before you know it… you’ll have forgotten the entire exercise.

Exercise? Darn right it’s an exercise.

You’re an MTF-ing TCP-er… you’re always exercising your being, because you know improvement and results require work.

Just like recording these things requires work… work that leads us toward earning from doing what we most want to do.

Thank you,

Dave Chappelle


PS: If you ever encounter an un-TCP attitude… remember it's human nature to want an easily-swallowed pill to effect radical life change.

You know there's no pill. That’s because this self improvement stuff requires WORK.

Don’t waste your twenty bucks, OK?

Ask me for personalized recording ONLY IF YOU’RE GOING TO USE IT.

Thank you.